Element : WOMEN
Symbol : WO+
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes
may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban
areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper
treatment.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range
of
precious stones and absorbs great quantities of
expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior
warning and for unknown cause
3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases
by that.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to
man.
TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better
specimen.
POTENTIAL HAZARD
illegal to possess more than one, although several
can be maintained at different locations as long
as
specimens do not come in direct contact with
each other.
!! WARNING !!
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT
CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL
HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.
BE CAUTIOUS!
anyway for those who are wondering, AJC.
